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  Yoda gives the student a companionable prod with the end of his stick. “So ready to leave, yesterday you were!”

  “And last month, and last year, and the year before that.” A rueful smile from Dooku lights and dies slowly away. “But now that it’s really going to happen…” He looks around. “I can’t remember a time I didn’t want to leave—to go out, to travel the stars, to see the world. And yet I have loved it here. This place has been my home. You have been my home.”

  “And will be still.” Yoda gazes at the sweet-scented darkness of the gardens approvingly. “Always be here, we will. Home, yes…they say on Alderaan, Home it is, where when you come to the door, they have to let you in!” He snuffs the evening air, laughing a little. “Hm. Always will there be a place for you here.”

  “I suppose so. I hope so.” The student looks down at the shell in his hand. “I found this on the bank. Abandoned by a freshwater hermit crab. They don’t have homes of their own, you know. They keep outgrowing them. I was thinking about that, how the Jedi found me on Serenno. With my mother and father, I suppose. I can’t remember them now. Do you ever stop to think how strange that is? Every Jedi is a child his parents decided they could live without.” Yoda stirs, but does not speak. “I wonder, sometimes, if that is what drives us, that first abandonment. We have a lot to prove.”

  A glow-fly comes flickering out of the tangled vines to zip over the surface of the pond, like a spark shot from a fire. The student watches it make its dizzy pattern over the quiet water.

  Yoda has a question he likes to ask: What are we, think you, Dooku? Every time the student tries a different answer: We are a knot tied in the Force or We are the agency of Fate or We are each cells in the body of History…but tonight, watching the glow-fly hiss and flicker in the night, a truer answer comes to him. In the end, what we are is: alone.

  With a faint pop, like a bubble bursting, a fish rises from the dark water and snaps. The glow-fly’s light goes out and is gone, leaving no trace but one weak ripple that spreads slowly across the surface of the pond.

  “I guess even then I was like that hermit crab,” the student says. “Too big for my parents’ house. So you brought me here, and it’s been years, now, that even the Temple has seemed a tight fit for me. I guess…” The young man pauses, turning, so the light falling against the edge of his hooded robe throws a shadow across his face. “I worry that once I am out in the big world, I will never be able to fit inside here again.”

  Yoda nods, speaking almost to himself. “Proud, are you. Not without reason.”

  “I know.”

  “Not without danger, either.”

  “I know that, too.”

  The student rubs again at the hermit crab shell, and then drops it into the pond. Startled water-skeeters skitter madly from the splash, trying to stay afloat.

  “Bigger than the Jedi, bigger than the Force, you cannot be,” Yoda says.

  “But the Force is bigger than the Jedi, Master. The Force is not just these walls and teachings. It runs through all life, high and low, great and small, light—” Awkwardly the student stops.

  “—and dark,” Yoda says. “Oh, yes, young one. Think you I have never felt the touch of the dark? Know you what a soul so great as Yoda can make, in eight hundred years?”

  “Master?”

  “Many mistakes!” Wheezing with laughter, the old teacher reaches out with his cane and pokes his student in the ribs. “To bed with you, thinker of deep thoughts!” Poke, poke. “Your Master, Thame Cerulian, says the most gifted Padawan he ever saw, you are. Trust in yourself, you need not. I, Yoda, great and powerful Jedi Master, will trust for you! Is it enough?”

  The apprentice wants to laugh along, but cannot. “It is too much, Master. I am afraid…”

  “Good!” Yoda snorts. “Fear the dark side, you should. In the mighty is it mightiest. But not yet Thame’s equal are you; not yet a Jedi Knight; not yet a member of the Council. Many shells have we left for you, Dooku—as long as you can fit inside this one,” he says, rapping his student’s skin. “Tomorrow, go you must, into the darkness between the stars. But home always will this place be. If ever lost you are, look back into this garden.” Yoda hefts his glow light, so shadows like water-skeeters dart away from them. “A candle will I light, for you to find your way home.”

  Sixty-three years later, Jai Maruk had been sent to the infirmary, and Ilena Xan had returned to her room, making preparations for the Jedi Apprentice Tournament. Mace Windu alone lingered with Yoda.

  “Dooku asks to come home,” Yoda said. “A trap, could this be.”

  “Probably,” Mace agreed.

  Yoda sighed and studied the shell. “A question, he called it. Yes, such a question! But ignore it we must, do you agree?”

  Unexpectedly, Mace shook his head. “Dooku should be dead. I should have killed him on Geonosis. I could have stopped the whole war then. And still he is key. Could he come to parley in earnest? There is only a little chance. Could he come all the way back to us? Surely the chance is less than a little. But balance that chance, however small, against a million lives, and it’s a chance we must take. So I think, Master.”

  Yoda grunted. “Hard it would be, to dare to hope again for this lost student!”

  “Tough,” Mace said. “Nobody said being a Jedi Master was easy—even for you.”

  Yoda grunted, glaring around at the Temple. “Pfeh. All too wise, you have become. Better before it was, when only Yoda was wise!” He glanced over at Mace and snickered. Mace would have laughed, too, if somewhere in the ring on Geonosis he hadn’t lost the knack.

  On the other side of the galaxy, the Order’s most gifted apprentice reached out to tap a lightsaber with the toe of his boot. Count Dooku grimaced. The lightsaber was still attached to a hand. The hand was soot black and rimed with frost; it ended in a gory stump of frozen blood just above the wrist. Dooku was in his study, a place for reflection, and the severed hand hardly struck the contemplative note. Besides which, as hard as it had frozen in the bitter vacuum of space, it would be thawing out in a hurry now. If he wasn’t careful, it would leave a stain on the tiles. Not a good thing, even though one more bloodstain on the floor of Château Malreaux would hardly be noticed.

  On the other side of Dooku’s desk, Asajj Ventress hefted a bag of foil insulation. “There wasn’t much left of the ship, Master. The Force was strong, and I hit the reactor chamber with my first shot. It took me several hours to find that,” she said, glancing at the frozen hand. “It occurred to me a magnetic scan might turn up the lightsaber. Funny to think he was reaching for his weapon when his ship blew up. Instinct, I suppose.”

  “He?”

  “He, she.” Asajj Ventress shrugged. “It.”

  When her first Master died, Asajj Ventress, scourge of the Jedi and Count Dooku’s most feared associate, had tattooed her hairless head and left her girlhood behind. Her skull was striped with twelve marks, one for each of the twelve warlords she had killed after swearing their deaths. She was a dagger of a woman, slender and deadly. Even in a galaxy cluttered with hate, such a combination of speed and fury comes only once in a generation; Dooku had known that from the first moment they met. She was the rose and the thorn together; the sound of a long knife driving home; the taste of blood on one’s lips.

  Asajj shrugged. “I never found a head, but I did pick up a few assorted bits out of the wreckage if you want to take a look,” she said, giving the foil bag a heft.

  Dooku regarded her. “What a little cannibal you have become.”

  She said, “I become what you make me.”

  No easy answer to that.

  With an expert Force tug, Dooku brought the severed hand, still clutching its weapon, to hang in the air before him, as easily as he had drawn up Yoda’s glow light all those decades earlier. Before the starfighter explosion had ripped the hand so untidily from the rest of its body, Dooku rather thought it might have been olive-skinned. The charring made it hard to tell if it was even
human. The dead flesh, unconnected to any spirit, was merely matter now—no more interesting than a table leg or a wax candle, and bearing no more imprint of its owner’s soul and personality. Dooku always found this astonishing: how transitory the relationship was between one’s body and oneself. The spirit is a puppeteer to make one’s flesh limbs dance: but cut the spirit’s strings, and nothing remains but meat and paint, cloth and bone.

  A Jedi’s lightsaber, now: that was something different. Each weapon was unique, built and rebuilt by its owner, made to be a pure expression of Self. Dooku ran one finger along the handle of the dead Jedi’s weapon. The force of the explosion had stripped off half the casing and fused its works so it would never burn again, but the essential pattern was obvious still. “Jang Li-Li,” he murmured. To his surprise, he found he was sad.

  “I make that sixteen,” Ventress said. “Seventeen, it should have been, if you had allowed me to kill that spy, Maruk.”

  Dooku turned. Released from his attention, the gory hand and the handle it clutched dropped with a wet thump and clatter to the floor. The Count walked to the window of his study. When he was very young, Yoda had told him Vjun’s tragic story, and for years he’d had it in mind as a good place to make a retreat. The planet was heavy with the dark side, which made the study of the Sith ways easier. And more practically, Vjun’s catastrophe—a plague of sudden madness that carried off most of the planet’s population in a year—had left a great many nicely appointed manors empty for the taking. An old crab likes a comfortable shell, after all, and Château Malreaux was very comfortable indeed. The previous owner’s sanity had slipped from him in sudden and spectacular fashion; except for the bloodstains, one might think the château had been built new expressly for Dooku’s occupation.

  Beyond the study window it was raining, of course—the same acid drizzle that had nearly eaten through the roof before Dooku had arrived to set things in better repair. In the distance, toward the seashore, a few twisted thorn-trees raised their claws at the dolorous sky, but the real ground cover was the notorious Vjun moss: soft, sticky, venomously green, and passively carnivorous. A two-hour nap on the stuff would leave exposed skin red, welted, and oozing.

  Dooku watched rain run like tear tracks down his windows. “The last time I saw Jang, she must have been…younger than you, even. A handsome young woman. The Council was sending her on her first diplomatic mission…to Sevarcos, I think it was. She came to ask my advice. She had striking eyes, very gray and steady. I remember thinking she would do well.”

  Ventress picked up the bloody hand and tossed it into her foil bag. “Great are the powers of the Sith, but you’re not much of a fortune-teller.”

  “You think not?” Dooku turned to consider the dead Jedi’s murderer. “Jang lived in service, however misguided, and acted by the star of her principles, however incomplete. By that judging, how many lives are better?”

  “Lots are longer, though.” Ventress tied a knot in the foil bag and tossed it into the corner of the room. “If you ask me,” she said, watching the bag hit with a wet thud, “that’s not what winning looks like.”

  She licked her lips.

  “You have a point,” he said.

  Asajj shifted unconsciously into what Dooku recognized as the echo of a fighting stance, shoulders squared, chin up and aggressive, hands high. Here it comes, he thought.

  Ventress took a deep breath. “Make me your apprentice.”

  “It’s not the time—” Dooku began, but Ventress cut him off.

  “I’m not in it for the Trade Federation or the Republic,” she said. “I don’t care about flags or soldiers, sides or treaties, droids or clones. I’m not even in it for the killing, except for the Jedi, and that’s not business, it’s personal. When I work on my own, I do what I like. When I do your bidding, I don’t need it to be right or reasoned or even sane: I do it because you ask it of me.”

  “I know,” Dooku said.

  Ventress strode to the window and stood before it, blocking Dooku’s view. “Have I served well?”

  “Superbly,” he admitted.

  “Then reward me! Make me your apprentice! Teach me the ways of the Sith!”

  “Have I not taught you many secrets, Asajj?”

  “Scraps. Little devices. Lesser arts. Not nearly what you would if I were your apprentice sworn in blood, I know. I am no fool,” she said angrily. As if he didn’t know that. As if she needed to convince him she was deadly. “I have learned much about the Sith. Their lineage and their greatness.”

  “But what of their natural history?” Dooku said.

  Ventress blinked. “What?”

  “The Sith, considered as a species. An insect, perhaps.”

  Asajj’s thin lips got thinner. “You mock me.”

  “I have rarely been more serious.” The Count paced over to a shelf of holocrons on the wall, plucked one out, and inserted it into the comm cube on his desk. “Behold: the sickle-back mantis of Dantooine.” A glowing picture formed in the air over the desk, a glossy red-and-black mantis, all hooked forelimbs and wicked piety. “After mating, the female tears her partner’s head off and lays her eggs in his body. When the broodlings hatch, they eat their way out and then attack one another.”

  “I am not given to parables,” Ventress said impatiently. “If you have a point, make it.”

  “It is a tricky business, this making of apprentices,” Dooku said. “The true Sith Lord must find a pupil in whom the Force runs strong.”

  “Sixteen Jedi dead is some testament to that,” Ventress said. “Should have been seventeen,” she added.

  “But do I really want to make you so strong?” the Count said softly. “We are such pleasant company now, while you know your place. But if I were to make you my apprentice, if I were to take you by the hand and lead you down below the black water that is the dark side, then either you would drown, or you would grow far stronger, and neither option appeals to me. You burn so brightly now, I would hate to put you out.”

  “Why should you? What harm is there in teaching me to help you better?”

  “You would betray me.” He shrugged, cutting off her protests. “It is the unhappy hazard of embracing the dark side. I am old, and I have learned the limits of my ambition. You are young, and strong, and those two things have always led to one place in the history of the Sith.”

  “You think I would intrigue against you?”

  “Not at first. But a day would come when you would disagree with my decisions. When you would start to dream of how much better things would be without my liver-spotted hand held over you.”

  “I disagree with your decisions right now,” she said. “About that Jedi who—”

  “Should have been number seventeen. I know.” Dooku smiled. “I don’t have your appetites. I can wait on my kills, and use them better. And for now, you might disagree, but you dare not disobey.” And here, with a small smile, he lifted just one finger.

  She blanched. “True,” she said.

  Dooku let his finger drop.

  In the hologram on the desk, baby mantises were squirming from their father’s body. They groped blindly about them with their spindly hooked limbs until one, a little larger than the others, chanced to find that the sickles on his hind legs fit like a collar around a sibling’s neck. Driven by primitive instinct, he jerked and tore off his brother’s head.

  “In a perfect world,” Dooku said, “one could feed an apprentice just enough to keep him growing—just enough to keep him wanting more. The Master could promise him fame, glamour. That’s a good one to deliver on,” he said. “He could do the Master’s bidding, be his public face. Then if any of the Master’s plans went wrong, why, he could take the fall.” Dooku looked up, his eyes suddenly sharp and very much in the present. “Does that sound good to you, Asajj? Would you truly like to be my apprentice? I could make you the most feared woman in the galaxy. All the Jedi would come looking for you, while I sat safe and sound in Coruscant, biding my time.”
r />   Asajj licked her lips again. “Let them come,” she said.

  “Ah, to be young and full of hate!” Dooku chuckled. “You would be a star—great to everyone but me. But I’d have to keep you humble, you realize. I’d have to goad and needle and hurt you, to keep you in your place. Every secret the apprentice learns, he pays for dearly. Oh yes, he pays…” The Count paused, his eyes closing for a moment as if to shut out some terrible memory.

  Asajj regarded him narrowly. “You don’t think I’m worthy.”

  “You’re not listening, are you?”

  “You’re not saying anything to the point,” Ventress said angrily. “Was it that Jedi, Jai Maruk? Should I have killed him? I was following your orders, but perhaps that was the test.” Her eyes narrowed. “I should have showed more initiative. That’s what you’re waiting for. You don’t need a…minion. Those you have in plenty. You need something more.”

  The Count watched her, bemused. “How strange it is, to know your every thought before you think it.”

  “Not even the dark side can give you that power,” Ventress said, unnerved.

  The Count smiled. “I have a power greater than the dark side, my pet. I am old. Your fresh furies are my ancient mistakes.”

  Mantises squirmed and hunted in the vision over his desk. He snapped off the holocron and consulted a monitor. “Ah. Our latest batch of guests is arriving. Loyal beings and true, for the Trade Federation cause and a ten percent profit. Go meet them at the door. You always make such an impression on visitors.”

  “Don’t patronize me,” Asajj said coldly.

  Dooku looked around. “Or what?”

  Her face went pale.

  Dooku lifted that one finger, and this time he tapped it in the air, as if pushing a needle into a pincushion. Ventress crumpled to her knees. Her voice came out clotted with pain. “Please,” she said. “Don’t.”

  “It doesn’t feel very good, does it? Like sharp stones in your throat and chest.” Dooku made another little patting motion, and Ventress slammed to the tile floor. “It’s the blood vessels I hate,” Dooku said. “The way they stretch inside, like balloons about to pop.”